Security / Obscurity

In my ongoing quest to add more easter eggs to my physical environment, I have a new planter set up outside my house.

Cactus

You may think: Matt, what a weird rock collection you have there!

And if you look closely and choose a rock, you see. Oh. It’s fake. It’s one of those key-hider rocks, meant to blend in with your landscaping, and keep a house key available for emergencies.

Cactus

But which rock holds the key? Well…

Boxes

I bought…. every kind of key hiding rock I could find on Amazon. (A few duplicates, yes, but they all had different brand names and different sellers.)

Unboxed rocks

And I also bought a collection of house keys. You can buy old keys by the pound.

Unboxed rocks

So: every one of these rocks is holding a key.

Cactus Detail

None of them are the keys to my house.

My wife, who is supportive of my many quirks, does not get this. She doesn’t object, she just would like the record to show that she does not understand why this is delightful to me.

I still think it’s great.

Hi, I'm Matt.

I design and organize things at a digital product studio called Brand New Box and my personal stuff is all here at mattkirkland.com.

You're probably here because you saw one of my many silly side projects like:
> Dumb Cuneiform, my Clay-Tablet-as-a-Service, or
> Dracula Daily, 'the internet's biggest book club', or
> Secret Robots, my ongoing project to unmask the hidden robots inside children's toys.

You can check out my real work, my many other silly side projects, or my super-self-absorbed reading journal.

I'm currently working on Duck Bread.

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